Monday, October 25, 2010

Here's one wedding photo that won't make it to the album.

I attended a beautiful wedding over the weekend.

What's the one thing that could make a girl miss the tossing of the bouquet? Nature's call.
And my friend calling me into the bathroom to take this photo. Hosting a poo blog has its drawbacks.

Congrats to the bride and groom! May they have many a poop as happy as THIS one...

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Siblings Discover Poop Together

This is an old favorite of mine.  

It is an original song, written and performed by a four and six year old, about a real bath-time poop experience.

Those of you with siblings may have similar stories.  Feel free to share with me for future posts or go ahead and tell us about it in the comments!


My Sister's Butt from P Newton on Vimeo.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

The Pooping, The Laughing, The Crying

This poop experience recently happened to a friend of mine.  We'll call him "Z." 

While on an evening outing to the theatre, Z's friend returned from the restroom in an uncontrollable fit of laughter.  Unable to explain what he had just seen, he told Z that he would have to look for himself.

Upon viewing the scene, Z immediately fell into a similar fit of laughing hysteria, but as a professional photographer, he knew his duty.  Through teary eyes and despite the disapproving looks of onlookers, he managed to capture the image contained in the link below.

     

This is a good time to introduce the POOP WARNING.  Because as much as I enjoy a good poop antidote or an interesting tale of digestion, I don't especially enjoy looking at Real poop, so I understand that you might not either.  Or when my blog shows up in your browsing history, you may want to be able to Claim that you read it for the stories.  


Looking at the splatter pattern, we can only imagine that this was nearly a much more disastrous event for one unfortunate moviegoer.  

Leaving the theatre, the group spotted the manager outside of the restroom, mop and bucket in hand, along with two employees in a heated debate over who would have to clean up the poop.  Let's just say, one of them was shit out of luck.