Sunday, November 7, 2010

26 FOOT LONG POOP!!!!


Through a special fibrously rich diet and the use of a butt plug, this woman made a poop the exact length of her colon: 26 feet.

If you aren't impressed by that, you're probably reading the wrong blog.

Get the full story here.

..what I really want to know is which bowling alley let her poop down their lanes.

5 comments:

  1. The "Cranbrook-Kingswood High School Bowling Alley" in Bloomfield Hills, MI, duh.

    I just want to know WHY.

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  2. this is such a good poo story.

    also, when's matt's poop story going up??

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  3. wow this is amazing. i would like to submit a poop story to the poo fitz blog:

    i was using the bathroom in my studio building late one saturday night, (the men's bathroom) and i hear a knock at the door of two drunk girls. five minutes! i yelled and continued to talk to my mom on the phone. when i was done wiping my butt, i noticed a magenta neon glow coming through my legs.
    i looked down and to my surprise saw the most florescent glowing pink poo i had ever poed! what the hell? was it ecoli? or the 3 highlighters i swallowed?
    i flushed down the toilet, but the magenta resin was still there. i flushed again, but the toilet was still glowing. i didn't want the girls to think i was a radioactive pooman, so i slammed the door and before they could go in, and i showed them where the ladies room was. phewf! close call.

    when i got i home, i figured it out. i had made an enormous batch carrot ginger beet soup the night before, and ate a lot of it because my father told me it would get rid of my cold. But Dad, You didn't tell me about the magnificent poop it would create!
    i encourage all poopsperimenters to try it yourself!

    now here is a picture of pooping out my butthole:
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