26 FOOT LONG POOP!!!!

Through a special fibrously rich diet and the use of a butt plug, this woman made a poop the exact length of her colon: 26 feet.

If you aren't impressed by that, you're probably reading the wrong blog.

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..what I really want to know is which bowling alley let her poop down their lanes.

This is the final entry in a series of stories about commuter poop problems.

This time there was no holding back.

This happened to a friend of mine a while ago, so I went ahead and drew it for him.

He is an accomplished musician and was on his way to a performance with his instrument strapped to his back when out of nowhere a giant wave of poop came over him.  He had no choice but to drop his trousers and poop all over the sidewalk as cars drove by with  passengers gawking.  So for every concert-goer who stepped over a puddle of poop and thought some jerk had lost all respect for society, it was actually a horribly embarrassing accident by the man they had paid to see, who like a true showman, went on to play a killer set that evening.

Sometimes the only thing you can do is pull your pants back up and keep walking like nothing ever happened.